[wezzy32]

when u are cleaning the tops and walking and looking up and somebody as put a garden ornament in your way.yes i did fall flat on my arse. as i went 1 way the pole went the other.just glad my m8 didnt see it cus he would off ped himself with laffter 

[Slash]

I fell into a fish pond,it was a raised one too,I was walking back and bump,straight in,it was raised about a foot off the ground and was about 4 feet deep,I got out as quick as I fell in incase somebody saw me,nobody was in and it was a local job so could nip home and get changed 
Now I look where I'm going

[wezzy32]

THANK FU** THERE WASNT A FISHPOND

[paul rulton]

nearly fell off a garage roof yesterday i didnt hit the floor.... but my ahole did not good

[GBWWFC]

Best part is tho when i was collecting tonight they wanted to know who had be hacking at their lawn .. You must of made a rite dent m8 !!

[wezzy32]

funny fu**er