[sparklebright]

How do you respond to the great wit who sings that as they walk past.
I've been tempted to say go away in some form or other.
But usually pretend I haven't heard.


Instead I tend to hum to myself 'If you just knew how much I made, when I'm cleaning windows' 

Any good comebacks?

[Craig Trevain]

When i was a window cleaner, I was bored rigid of people saying " YOUR GONNA MAKE IT RAIN"  thinking they were cracking an origional funny yawn   !!!!!

[Niall McAllister]

It's 12 year olds, giving it "you've missed a bit" that really annoy me.

but I just hum the same tune as you, always cheers me up

[sparklebright]

Or they say, you can do mine after  :
Nah sorry love I'm too expensive
Or I don't do your area, where do you live

I did a good one to a young oik who lent out of a window at a school I had just cleaned with WFP.
He shouted 'Ere mate you forgot to use soap'
I shouted back 'So did you', all the kids in the class laughed, very satisfying.

[Moderator David@stives]

I reply with "there once was an ugly duckling"   or " lip up fatty"   not really, but i might one day

[jeff1]

You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner"  : I always reply "No I'm a Burglar  and I'm Just checking this place out  : I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything  :

[sparklebright]

You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner"  : I always reply "No I'm a Burglar  and I'm Just checking this place out  : I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything  :

I like the guy who from up his ladder says 'Nah I'm a pervert'

[Murdie window cleaning]

To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could  always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist"

[jeff1]

To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could  always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist"

  I must remember that one lol

[Ian W]

Are you a window cleaner? - I always say I am a burglar, but it's my day off.

Missed a bit - I always say Yes, I know. I will sort it out next time.

Haven't had anyone sing when I'm cleaning windows. Perhaps turn round and say Turned out nice again.

[JRDEasiReach]

I dont get any of that yet but i have one eejit who shouts 'clean my windows' when he sees me, why i have no idea as he has no intention of wanting me to clean his windows let alone anyone else and its always when im 'off duty'

[JSMC]

normally say i haven't heard that one today yet or if ye wanna be really  cheeky

if i want to hear the sound of an arsehole i'll fart

[dave.e]

don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price.  i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless

[Sean Dyer]

don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price.  i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless

hahahaha

[martinsadie]

when im cleaning windows.....havnt heard that before
missed a bit.......offer them the ackle and tell them to show you