Shaun
Got a slightly "strange" customer. She phoned on Monday and asked for a clean on Wednesday. I said I could fit it in in her timescale on Wednesday afternoon. She said no it had to be morning as she was going out in the afternoon. She wouldn't leave me a key or anything like that despite working for her over a period of 8 years.
Finally she said "I know it's short notice, so don't worry (I wasn't) I'll try another carpet cleaner
and see if he can fit me in Wednesday morning. If he can't I'll come back to you and organise it properly for next week."
I was far too professional to tell her what I was thinking at that point.
(I'm not passing-on the biggy I've got coming up in the North East next month, though.)