Never ever wee in gardens/hedges, you never know whos watching. My house has camera all over it and you wouldnt see em...not worth it for a leak.
I had a wee through a freinds letter box once for a laugh
Ever fly around a house thinking they are out...go to put ticket through door and theyre in Grin
I asked what was wrong with their normal cleaner "he's rubbish, can't reach the window above the conservatory either and we have watched you and are really impressed by how long you spend cleaning"Wait 'till they are out!