[ftp]

Lady asks for a gutter clean so I give her a price (too low - pensioner and not well).
Off i go and vac the gutters no probs then I start washing and tfr. It wouldn't touch it  Filthy black marks and runs all over and it's not shifting.
Get my ladders out and up I go with a scrubbing pad and upvc cleaner. The plastic is so weathered that i can't do a good job. Rollocks!
To top it all I shifted my ladders and fully extended managed to lose ballance and drop them over my head backwards (oops) luckily the washing line with custys washing caught the main force. 

[cozy]

I don't understand that mate, I never have days like that All my jobs are perfect lol

[matt]

and i allways thought you were a "ladderless window cleaner" 

[martinsadie]

and i allways thought you were a "ladderless window cleaner" 

be safer for everyone if he were 

[barry80]

looks like she needs new windows, as you will never get it of , sounds like heavy carbon staining to me. barry