I'm sure there must be a song somewhere in this thread. Reminds me of "50 ways to leave your lover..................." .
"50 ways to dump a custie............."
That's your last scrim, Jim...
No more clean glass, Cass......
Shift your own dirt, Bert...
Wipe your own sill, Jill....
Shine your own fan, Dan...
Over to you lot
Very good!
Wipe your own patio, Paddy-O...
Wash your own frame, Dwayne...
Wipe your own transom, handsome...
Kill your own spidey, Bridie...
I'll not scrim your lead, Fred...
Unlock your own gate, mate ...