Ewan, you are strange this isnt the first time where you seem to have read something into a post that isnt there.
You mentioned in one of your previous posts about 'my wife' I was merely correcting your ignorance regarding my marital status. Simple enough?
Anyway, I hope you have a very merry christmas and that you get everything you want and have asked for.
Also the same for your wife, if you're married.
But maybe lighten up mate?