Always a sucker for pretty young girls I reluctantly agreed to do a builders clean.
Nothing major, just some paint splashes, bit of cement etc...not even a big house and all windows very accessable.
Reckoned 2 hrs top whack and said £40
...I know I know but she is very pretty (like I've got a chance...me Mel Gibson...not!).
Anyway....3 and a half hours later.....
Look up "w@nker" in the Oxford Concise English Dictionary as the definition will be:
SIMON KNIGHT