[pjulk]

Iv'e got a round of nutters 

Just had someone on the phone saying that they are a mobile hairdresser and one of my customers recomended them to me saying that im the best window cleaner in this area and i use magic water that repels rain water from the glass.

Where do i get these people

[nat]

i had one say that i have magic solution that leaves a film on the windows which repels dirt and protects the glass

obviously i agreed!!

[kris martin]

thats nothing ive had a couple who said they may aswell wait for it to rain, i bet you wish you had my customers

[jeff1]

Customer called me last week to ask if he bought a 3 story town house, could I reach the 3rd floor? Yes I said, 'O'  Good he say, ''because if you couldn't reach it, I wouldn't have bought it''.

[alanwilson]

 

some odd people about.

[xxmattyxx]

I had one today who after I cleaned her windows for the first time WFP said she spoke to her Dad about the system. Apparently, he reckons theres no other way to clean windows  clearly enthused by his appreciation of the new-fangled system her window cleaner had invested his money in she made me promise Id do the wooden framed conservatory with it which I had prefered to do trad last time. Ho hum, nice people do exist (they have nice fathers too  )

Matt

[alanwilson]

 

some odd people about.