[windowcleaninginessex.co.uk]

so far:
large fish aquarium
free stays in St lucia
free stays in Spain
use of indoor swimming pools
use of driveway for extra van.......now that really is a good one

Hi Helen, can i come and work with you

Darren

[Paul Coleman]

the old biddy who totalled the side door on my scudo last week gave me a cauliflower to make up for the £700 odd quids worth of damage she did........so that was ok then :

Just trying to work out if I'm allowed to laugh.

[cvdewsbury]

two old thermal vests were passed on by the wife of an elderley gentleman who sadly passed away....waste not want not?..........I even took the old F88kers underpants to clean out someone,s gutters!!

[L.J.Thorpe]

the old biddy who totalled the side door on my scudo last week gave me a cauliflower to make up for the £700 odd quids worth of damage she did........so that was ok then :

Just trying to work out if I'm allowed to laugh.

feel free mate  iam .....now...almost

[Feen]

Broke a custies gutter. Got the local roofer the sort it. Do his few windows and that squared the deal. Did a new one today and I was dreaming she'd offer payment in kind...   That's my sad life, I'm afraid... a dream

[L.J.Thorpe]

personally i would not accept "gifts" but a friend of mine has had
new fireback,cut and fitted
replacement sealed unit(opaque to clear)
uv unit for pond filter
pond filter
koi carp "sanke" pattern bout 4lb in weight
various other pond fish
microwave(used for some of the tricks on brainiac)
a fire basket and fret
a load of garden stuff(planters,basket things,log roll,etc)
a golf cart battery
assorted veg
assorted fruit
chocs
beer
wine
whisky
an,wild wild women......not :

[Jago]

Free Currie Hmmm always good for a friday night

[djhaydn]

a bag of walnuts, freshly fallen from the tree,,, yipee do do`s

[Wayne Thomas]

I always use to get a free full english breakfast cooked for me by a certain individual female employee at a residential home I cleaned.  My workmate had to settle for a mug of coffee and a bacon sandwich everytime.

[L.J.Thorpe]

I always use to get a free full english breakfast cooked for me by a certain individual female employee at a residential home I cleaned.  My workmate had to settle for a mug of coffee and a bacon sandwich everytime.

are you sure she was not just a resident who had found the kitchen keys

[Wayne Thomas]

I always use to get a free full english breakfast cooked for me by a certain individual female employee at a residential home I cleaned.  My workmate had to settle for a mug of coffee and a bacon sandwich everytime.

are you sure she was not just a resident who had found the kitchen keys

She was a scouse lass in her late twenties, early thirties, very good looking. I was spoken for otherwise I would have taken her up on her offers.

[L.J.Thorpe]

yeah happens to me all the time too.......i wish
i only ever get this attention from mingers and toothless hags
ah well

[mr D]

payment in kind! sick of it! i opt for the money now. sick of my customas passing me around there friends like some kinda toy.

ive also had a few women customas trying to pair me off with there daughters.

been offerd loads of koi, what is it with us w/c? y do people always think we wat there old fish? cant think of any thing duller than keeping fish!

i clean a local barbers for free and get a free hair cut when ever i want. there a great bunch and in takes all of 30 seconds so i'd prob do it for free still any way.