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vistech

  • Posts: 95
"youve missed abit"
« on: December 31, 2004, 07:18:30 pm »
has anybody got any witty replies to"youve missed abit"
and "make sure you get in all the corners"
if i had apound every time i heard this id be able to pack up cleaning windows tommorow
                              martin

Pureandclean

  • Posts: 355
Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 08:08:50 pm »
only a bit ?  I must be getting better !!

 ::) Blessings ::)
Graeme

Ian_Giles

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Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2005, 01:56:09 pm »
Doesn't that really annoy you? And everyone that says that to you seems to think they are so witty too >:(
And do you know, I can never think of a witty rejoinder to use without sounding rude, ignorant or miserable :-\

The same as, "You're going to make it rain now."  >:( that one really annoys me too.
I have WFP now, so when they say that I tell them, "It's ok, I supply my own."
It usually confuses them enough to make me happy anyway ;)

I also like it when they come up and tell me they would like one of those to clean their own windows with, they always give a double blink and have a shocked look on their faces when you tell them it'll cost them a couple of grand to get one ;D

But back to "You've missed a bit".
My only feeble comeback is to look at them with a completely blank expression and either ask them where? or tell them "No, I haven't"
Then when they try to say it was a joke, you say "Ahh, a joke."
You pause for second or two and give a little false laugh without changing your blank expression and continue with your work.

It might make them feel a bit of a berk, but at least they may not say it to another window cleaner 8) You just know they are wandering off muttering "Miserable b*@t$*d." :-X

But as I said at the beggining of this reply, you try and be witty back and you just end out sounding rude, ignorant or miserable  :'(

Sigh :-\

Ian
Ian. ISM CLEANING SERVICES

gaza

  • Posts: 1642
Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2005, 06:23:36 pm »
I tell them the corners are extras
IM AT THAT AGE MY BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN I DO

WavieDavie

  • Posts: 951
Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2005, 09:58:59 am »
"You've missed a bit"
Of course - that's so she knows I've been! I leave a mark in a different place every month, you know.

"You're going to make it rain now."   
Definitely! It's a talent, missus. Some window cleaners can't manage it, but we've got it down to a fine art.

Oh, the laughs I've had . . .
You're a Scottish window-cleaner? Licensed or not, get yourself along to www.slwcn.org right now !

Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk

Duke

Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2005, 06:46:17 pm »
I often say, while looking at the inside, and with a smile....'So have you'....

simonb

Re: "youve missed abit"
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2005, 08:11:59 pm »
Corners:
"I used to be a sailor and am used to cleaning portholes"
You missed a bit:
"No I missed two bits"
I also had "How do you clean automatic doors (shops) I was a bit slow first time but now its
"I hold the squeegee and wait for the door to go back and forth"