[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

It's January, where have all the mystery shoppers gone?

Normally this time of year I get quite a few calls from people interested n getting prices for cleaning various items. After a few years you realise they are competitors shopping around to see what your prices may have gone up by since last January.

This year I appear to have had none of those calls.

What am I doing wrong?

[Joe H]

Maybe your competitors have gone!

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

I wish!

[fenclean]

I find they tend to ring during Febuary. The words... if i want it done soon how soon can you fit me in is a dead givaway.

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

....and it's usually a female caller who then says they will have to refer to their huband/partner etc. As if why can't they make a decision themselves!?!

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Guys

I've had two of those today, wonder if it's anyone on here

Cheers

Doug

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Doug

You're not my area!

Roger

BTW Do people take that into consideration.

P.S. I'd have a charge a lot for travelling time if I was to do a job on your patch.

[lands]

But Roger, just think of all those girls in white stilletoes you'd get to perv at.

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Sorry Pete, I only perv at pink stilletoes!