The witch is binned,
I had a phone call from her today, telling me she wasn't happy with the results of wfp? and that I had left streaks and smears
on some of her windows, she hasn't had the time to check them all, and all her bottom windows were covered in white spots
(shame) she was warned.
How I don't know, but I kept my cool, maybe it was because I was dancing around and sticking my fingers up to her, (Very unprofessional I know) but no one could see me (I hope
) at least of all her
but I have never been so happy to receive a complaint, she even had the introductory letter I gave all old and new customers, this does explain it could take upto 2/3 cleans.
I told her I would return one day next week to rectify any problems and then I hit the witch
Your obviously unhappy with wfp work, So what I'll do is I will rectify the problem, then I'll contact a Traditional w/c and see if he has any room on his books to take you on (yer right)
I couldn't believe it she started to stutter and make all sorts of excuses first of all she blamed the rain, I didn't know rain left streaks and smears I said, were never to old to learn are we?
So then she started to blame the ivy above all the front windows? Now that could explain the spots on the downstairs windows I said, But I can't grasp these streaks and smears? well perhaps its inside, you can come inside and have a look when you get here she said
Not bl**dy likly I thought, I'll never be seen again if I go in there
I'll end up in her culdrun
and my head on my pole to ward away evil spirits. (or the next W/C
) or worse still her husband might hang me up on the conservatory and plug me into his sockets.
So one day next week I will return to the witches den, rectify any problem windows then bid her farewell, I'll come home and change my phone numbers and move house.
I wiill let you know next week what the outcome is, if I'm still alive
any Trad guy's out there, who would like her details, I will be more than happy to pass them onto you.