Sooo, as I've said, I've been waiting for the right one to turn up.
Just bought a three year old Vivaro electric. 16,000 miles, grade one condition (a single tiny dent on it about an inch long). Looks almost brand new. £9,400. Insane price. With all fees, etc, £9,900. Still an insane price.
The only not-so-wonderful part is that it's at BCA in Glasgow, so that's next Wednesday written off.
Vin