[Bungle]

Went into Morrison's today to get a few bits plus I wanted to get some spare house and garage keys cut so I went to the Timpson's counter. £9 for one key and 50% off for any further keys. Give me 5 minutes the bloke said. He started waving over to me after 3 minutes. I'm now £30 lighter. Kinell.

[Spruce]

Went into Morrison's today to get a few bits plus I wanted to get some spare house and garage keys cut so I went to the Timpson's counter. £9 for one key and 50% off for any further keys. Give me 5 minutes the bloke said. He started waving over to me after 3 minutes. I'm now £30 lighter. Kinell.

I had my remote fob replaced a couple of months ago as my key ended up in the washing machine. £100 for 3 minutes work.

Then the same key cutter rocked up to a customer whose house I was cleaning a couple of weeks ago. One Tibby spare key cut for his 11 plate Transit van and programmed, £150 for 5 minutes work. We are in the wrong business.

[Bungle]

Tell me about it! The actual graft we put in compared is unreal. Too late for me now.

[dd]

I thought about being a lawn maintenance guy once, they say "the grass is always greener".

[matty72]

The whole world is set up to rip us off with the politicians snouts in the troth the most, I think window cleaners are the most decent people out there in a crapppp hole,

[DJW]

Key workers don’t generally get paid much.

[Arnold Palmer]

Key workers don’t generally get paid much.