[Slacky]

Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣

Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.

I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀

CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.

What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.

Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move. 

[deeege]

Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

[DJW]

He’ll be fine, those whacky baccy fumes should keep him calm. Probably cut his hours down too. One day on the glass.

[dazmond]

Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍

[dazmond]

Sounds like she just needed a chef/groundsmen/dog walker to lodge in spare room to me

This is not some wench I met 2 weeks ago!I've been with her for 12 years!🤣🤣🤣

Another bonus from being a CIU member for 15 years.

I remember when you used to post about her when you first met her. All you wanted to do was shag her and dump her. We all encouraged you to give it some time, take it easy, not to fall for her too soon, all the usual mistakes you’ve made in the past. Betcha glad you listened to us now 😀

CIU ain’t just about window cleaning chump, it’s also good for relationships.

What you gotta do next is introduce the idea of another woman in the relationship. Casual at first. Then get a threesome going, suggest the idea of it. See how she reacts.

Let us know, we’ll work out the next step once you’ve made the first move. 

Nope I never said I wanted just to sleep with her and dump her.your putting words into your own mouth....🤣

[Slacky]

Perhaps it was the other way round 

[deeege]

Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past…..

That’s a ‘no’ then 

[Slacky]

 

[Slacky]

Have you ever successfully lived with a woman before Daz?  I think your in for a shock tbh but wish you the best.

I've lived with 7 women in the past.even had one move in with me for 3 years many years ago.the difference now is I won't be drinking,taking drugs and sleeping with other women behind her back and staying out all night playing drums,gigs,clubbing 😆👍

You slept with other women?

You've never said that before. You stud muffin you, you randy little so n so, you naughty naughty boy...

[Slacky]

This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.

But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?

I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.

[dazmond]

This is for the one and only Great Dazmondo to answer, I don't want others bragging about what stud muffins they are.

But, have you ever shagged any of your custards?

I mean the women, we can talk about the blokes another day.

Yes.i went out with her for 5 years.she was 22 and I was 27.the little red hot pants she wore when riding her bike got my attention first!😘

[robbo333]

I think Daz needs his own separate 'Forum'.
It would be far more interesting than the carpet cleaning forum and hard floor cleaning forum put together!

[Stoots]

All I want out of a woman is....

1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 💰
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.

6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)

7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 😃

😄👍

I like how sex is number 1 

True though, as long as they provide regular, reliable intercourse the other things can be forgiven.

[Arnold Palmer]

All I want out of a woman is....

1.regular sex
2.entertaining conversation/banter
3.willing to do most decorating/DIY jobs
4.earn her own money 
5.recognise the need for her man to have a dedicated drum/music room and own bedroom for the best quality sleep possible.

6.own house with mortgage paid off(or nearly paid off)

7.retain a young at heart attitude to life and always up for a laugh 

Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

I mean, I'm not 100% but I'm really close. 5/7 at least.