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DJW

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The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« on: January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm »
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣
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simon w

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2023, 06:20:11 pm »
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣

That would be exceeding the payload with daz sitting in it empty  ;D
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a900

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2023, 07:27:17 pm »
Saw this the other day when I was defiantly not going to Greg’s for like the 10th time this week
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DJW

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2023, 07:44:09 pm »
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dazmond

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2023, 10:19:24 pm »
Quote from: simon w on January 16, 2023, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣

That would be exceeding the payload with daz sitting in it empty  ;D

Not far off! ;D ;D

I'm currently 119kg.....45kg is muscle....💪💪
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dazmond

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2023, 10:22:24 pm »


Time for a cut..... ;D
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AuRavelling79

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2023, 12:13:32 am »
Quote from: dazmond on January 16, 2023, 10:22:24 pm


Time for a cut..... ;D

Perfect weight for a man 6ft 9" tall.
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DJW

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2023, 06:37:18 am »
Clever how a watch does all that.
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dazmond

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2023, 09:08:15 am »
Quote from: DJW on January 17, 2023, 06:37:18 am
Clever how a watch does all that.

Yep.it is.it sends electrical impulses through your body.
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DJW

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2023, 02:44:18 pm »
I got one similar for the wife from Lovehoney.
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tlwcs

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2023, 04:12:20 pm »
Quote from: DJW on January 17, 2023, 02:44:18 pm
I got one similar for the wife from Lovehoney.
Lol
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Gringo

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2023, 04:46:32 pm »
A BMI of 34% put you comfortable in the obese range Daz , prob need to cut out those beans
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High-Tower

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2023, 06:28:04 pm »
https://www.yomper4x4.co.uk/

I’d like one of these, they’ve a 500kg payload, I would have the tub removed and get a custom tank made to measure, an slx27 clipped to the side and a manual reel hanging off the back it might be ideal. Easy to park, no doors to open, perfect for parking on verges/up kerbs, little automatic petrol engine and air con, what’s not to like!?
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deeege

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2023, 07:40:58 pm »
The VW caddy payloads are not much better, which I guess is why there are very few in use as window cleaning vans.
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NWH

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2023, 07:42:00 pm »
Caddy’s are just too small not a lot better if at all than a bippa.
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dazmond

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2023, 07:44:59 pm »
Quote from: Gringo on January 17, 2023, 04:46:32 pm
A BMI of 34% put you comfortable in the obese range Daz , prob need to cut out those beans

Yep all bodybuilders have a high BMI.... 8)
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deeege

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2023, 07:58:35 pm »
Quote from: NWH on January 17, 2023, 07:42:00 pm
Caddy’s are just too small not a lot better if at all than a bippa.

They are the same size as the Berlingo/Peugeot and they have a payload of 1000kg.  A good size for a single operator with a 500 litre tank, yet the Caddy’s  don’t have the payload capacity to support it.
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NWH

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2023, 08:06:08 pm »
Is that right well I must admit I didn’t know that it’s just every time I’ve looked inside a caddy they look so small.
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Walter Mitty

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Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2023, 08:42:26 am »
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣
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I'd have to take a dump before leaving for work.
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