I'm sure we have all had the "not this month story,
I had one today whom I text last night to say I was coming and the reply was can you leave until next time as we have the builders in
I had to give them their due as today I was doing next door and sure enough the builders were there and oh boy what a mess it was outside the front of the house, to be honest I think I would have left it out due to the broken wood and cupboards etc on the front lawn