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Top window Cleaner

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Window Cleaners in Putney
« on: August 02, 2021, 09:55:45 am »
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Top window cleaning is a professional cleaning company that deals with every type f window in Putney and the ner district. Call on 020 3404 9775 or visit the website and book a window cleaning team.

Smudger

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2021, 10:18:40 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

we are all window cleaners here (well most)  with collectively  1000'S of years of experience !

Darran
Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience

Gringo

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2021, 11:04:13 am »
Only Monday but funniest quote of week ;D, I'm in North would you be able to fit me in for a one of clean many thanks

zesty

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2021, 11:31:49 am »
always amazes me how these people never think to see what a forum is all about, before posting.

I mean what kind of person posts an advertisement for window cleaning to a bunch of window cleaners!

Slacky

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2021, 01:41:47 pm »
Just had a look at their prices. £76 for  a 2 bedder, outside only no conservatory.

Spruce

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2021, 01:50:08 pm »
Just had a look at their prices. £76 for  a 2 bedder, outside only no conservatory.

But prices are subject to availability.  ;D.  What does that mean?

"Work from a trained and qualified team." How do you work from a team?
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail!

The older I get, the better I was ;)

Gringo

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2021, 01:58:14 pm »
Nobody mentioned his user name 1st post and he's claiming to be the best window cleaner on a site of window cleaners , pure bravado right there

Slacky

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2021, 02:12:29 pm »
Just had a look at their prices. £76 for  a 2 bedder, outside only no conservatory.

But prices are subject to availability.  ;D.  What does that mean?

"Work from a trained and qualified team." How do you work from a team?

It means 'were trying to look like an established, geared up and professional outfit, but we haven't got there yet and didn't know you just had to be professional to make it in the world of window cleaning, so were making it up as we go along, winging it.....'

Jay Le Huray

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2021, 02:13:44 pm »
mine need doing in Southampton if you can fit me in, I can't be ars*ed to do them myself and need a professional like yourself

robbo333

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2021, 05:54:31 pm »
On a negative note:
They've put the ad in the wrong place, as Darran mentioned.
Their English grammar is appalling; I mean terrible!
Their spelling is terrible too, along with the fact that words and letters are just simply missing.
It's not just their post either, their website has the same appalling consistency!
Surely, anyone with any decency, wouldn't use a company they can hardly make sense of?

On a positive note:
They also clean cars! That's got to be good!
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

Ortsa

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2021, 06:12:49 pm »
They're doing it for SEO purposes. Should be reported and deleted really.

Bungle

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Re: Window Cleaners in Putney
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2021, 06:26:39 pm »
On a negative note:
They've put the ad in the wrong place, as Darran mentioned.
Their English grammar is appalling; I mean terrible!
Their spelling is terrible too, along with the fact that words and letters are just simply missing.
It's not just their post either, their website has the same appalling consistency!
Surely, anyone with any decency, wouldn't use a company they can hardly make sense of?

On a positive note:
They also clean cars! That's got to be good!

I'll give him a tenner to go and wreck Dazmonds top of the range VW Polo (heated seats and air con included) with a flocked brush 👍
We look at them, they look through them.