Loaded up the Berlingo with my barrels of rainwater and backpack.
I had to get up early to drain the neighbour's water butt. Last time he caught me though he offered to provide me an extra ar$ehole, which I thought could be useful as it is where most people tell me I talk from.
45 minute drive to first 3 bed semi of the day. Manage to clean 6 x 3 bed semi's @ £5 a go so return home with £30 cash and only had to drive 200 miles.
Get home and Mummy says "No cocoa or bed time story tonight Nigel, the neighbour caught you emptying his water butt again - he has cctv now." (I really hope he did not see what I did to his garden gnome).
Oh well, could be worse - she didn't ban me from CIU.