It’s not a joke Herman your jokes are the best anyway! I wear a belt I have a tap holster on it, I have a boab connector on it. I never take it off. I don’t want to get half undressed every time I jump into the van wearing your surgical truss.
Buy the right connector and they last for years anyway even when dragged about with no protector.
Most pole hoses won’t coil that tight either particularly at three degrees like it is today. If you want to stop dirt going up the inside of your pole, you could run the pole hose up the outside.