[Dave Willis]

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at  Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

[The Jester of Wibbly]

That's great news for us lot then 

[Ooooooog]

Why troglodytes?

[LT carpet cleaning]

Why not.

[dd]

Hey Smeg Head, I think a few of us should adopt those as user names.

(should Smeg Head be all one word)?

[Ooooooog]

Why not.

Because they’re hermits?

[NWH]

Probably be working 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tom-01]

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at  Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

Can you cook my sausage ‘well done’ please Dave.