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John Mart

Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« on: June 23, 2018, 03:06:15 pm »

Message Body:
Hi,just looking for some one to come round and clean windows and window sills.


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This e-mail was sent from a

My reply was “ok”.  Childish I know but I do get fed up with these and let’s be honest, it doesn’t look like a hot one.

“How much do you charge?” is a common one.
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bobplum

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Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2018, 04:00:38 pm »
"Hi, we have a three bed house".........that was it...so i replied, "no one likes a bragger".....i didn't get that job :)
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John Mart

Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2018, 04:37:13 pm »
Quote from: bobplum on June 23, 2018, 04:00:38 pm
"Hi, we have a three bed house".........that was it...so i replied, "no one likes a bragger".....i didn't get that job :)
Haha, this was you right? Or some other wag. Just Received.


Message Body:
HI WE HAVE A 3 BEDROOM


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 ;D
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John Mart

Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2018, 04:38:10 pm »
I’m an idiot ;D ;D ;D.

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John Mart

Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2018, 04:38:47 pm »
From: bertie Mcwankpuffin <robbym37@hotmail.co.uk>
Phone: 07713 112347

Message Body:
Yo , Geeeeeeez, hows it hanging ?

need somebody to clean ma winda's at my house , 5 bed detached with conservatory .

my current cleaner does all of it including the roof for 5 bucks and a blowie from my wife .......can you beat that?
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֍Winp®oClean֍

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Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2018, 07:03:42 pm »
"Quote please" .......that was it! ::)roll
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John Mart

Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2018, 07:15:42 pm »
Quote from: Peavey Wolfgang on June 23, 2018, 07:03:42 pm
"Quote please" .......that was it! ::)roll
I do hope you replied with “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day”.
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tlwcs

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Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2018, 08:50:20 am »
Message,
Hi, I have a house in house in four oaks and I only need a price for window cleaning, not a visit.

Response,
To be fair to us both I would need to see your property to price it. However, if it just a price you require I doubt it will be more than £500

2 years on I'm still waiting.
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robert mitchell

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Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2018, 04:13:11 pm »
Quote from: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 04:38:47 pm
From: bertie Mcwankpuffin <robbym37@hotmail.co.uk>
Phone: 07713 112347

Message Body:
Yo , Geeeeeeez, hows it hanging ?

need somebody to clean ma winda's at my house , 5 bed detached with conservatory .

my current cleaner does all of it including the roof for 5 bucks and a blowie from my wife .......can you beat that?

 ;D
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Slacky

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Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2018, 04:17:19 pm »
I just get a feeling inside which I can only describe as wanting to shoot them when I get enquiries like that.

So far I haven’t, but I can’t promise I never will.
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John Mart

Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2018, 04:33:25 pm »
Quote from: Slacky on June 24, 2018, 04:17:19 pm
I just get a feeling inside which I can only describe as wanting to shoot them when I get enquiries like that.

So far I haven’t, but I can’t promise I never will.
They are safe because the idiots never give an address.
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