[cgh window cleaning]

I once had a lady approach me and say I was cancelled because I never shopped at their butcher's shop and another window cleaner did.

I just smiled and thanked her for her custom.

She's obviously got issues.

A mate of mine had something similar when he lost a shop that only sold vegan products to a window cleaner who was vegan and said "if he got the job he would shop with them"
She sacked my mate and went with the other cleaner because as she put it"his one of us"
There are some strange fickle customers about.

[SeanK]

I once had a lady approach me and say I was cancelled because I never shopped at their butcher's shop and another window cleaner did.

I just smiled and thanked her for her custom.

She's obviously got issues.

Nothing wrong with that, I personally would support or give preference to a business that would support me as long as I'm not getting an inferior product or ending up massively out of pocket.

It was the bitterness mixed with the triumphalist demeanor that showed me she was a bunny boiler.

Her house was nothing special; just a bog standard semi - of which there's thousands of 'em all over the place.

The only interesting aspect of cleaning her windows was once when we did the insides; the house was filthy, but the porn CDs left out on display in the bedroom were interesting; not the dirty underwear strewn across the floor.

I wouldn't eat food from her shop if she paid me.

The dirty gopper.

Oh dear that's my sarnies binned, lol.

[nathankaye]

"Let me pay you for cleaning my windows"
Only to know that you will be in my shop to give me it back 😆

They do make you laugh.  If anything, your better without clients like that.

[Smurf]

More like I stratch your back and you will take the flesh off mine springs to mind 
Oh and by the way luv I'm a vegan so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it 

[elite mike]

    is she from tutshill   ? 

[jk999]

I had a couple of customers sister s  they where had to do their bungalow windows half and half .half machine half mop n blade so only went to do them when I could be bothered she phoned me up ranting and raving about how often I went  to clean them I told her if they both had them done fully with machine I would be there bang on four weeks they said no and canceled .drove past yesterday and the cheeky gits have got another window  cleaner and guess what he is doing all the window s with machine

[NWH]

Had a husband come out last month saying no more please I said any particular reason he said yeah the price you charge £90 or something don't you I'd rather have dirty windows thanks,he's never there usually I drove off laughing to myself coz he normally pays £130 and has done for 7-8 years lol.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Lol


 

[Tom White]

I used to have a lovely customer at one particular largish house; she moved and in moved a 'nightmare'.  The gate was locked, dog poo everywhere, just not a nice couple; so I binned them.

Anyway, I was at one of those 'alcohol recovery meetings' this evening; I've been going for quite a few years now.

In walked this ex-customer; he'd not drank that day and he was sweating like a sweaty thing.

I bet he thought "Poo, there's my ex-window cleaner!" 

[Tom White]

  is she from tutshill   ? 

No, I'm talking about the butchers in Sedbury and she lives in Sedbury (about 200 meters from me).

The butchers in Tutshill is class; that's where I go.