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josephus

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Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« on: May 02, 2016, 05:47:10 pm »
Today while cleaning a suite for a lovely middle aged lady I lifted a cushion and revealed her shiny handcuffs and a whip! I quickly pretended to "fix" my machine while she frantically dived past me.

Somehow I don't think I'll be seeing her again!

Jo
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Paul Simpson

  • Posts: 999
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2016, 06:25:12 pm »
Two blow up dolls  ;D ;D ;D
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derek west

Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2016, 06:50:36 pm »
Never found anything like that, lots of gross stuff like baby poo and a ton of finger nails over the back of the sofa but no kink.  ;D
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Jonathan Evans

  • Posts: 264
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 07:11:35 pm »
Found a ladies Rabit toy under a bed, I was more embarrassed than she was :o
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JandS

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Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2016, 08:25:33 pm »
A £20 note.
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David Deer

Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2016, 11:25:08 am »
Quote from: josephus on May 02, 2016, 05:47:10 pm
Today while cleaning a suite for a lovely middle aged lady I lifted a cushion and revealed her shiny handcuffs and a whip!
Could you pm her address lol  ;D
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benny d

  • Posts: 706
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2016, 01:21:06 pm »
>>Somehow I don't think I'll be seeing her again!<<

I will !!  :o  ;D
She's the female version of Rosco P. Coltrane from The Dukes Of Hazzard. His favourite quote = " Cuff 'em and stuff 'em!".  :D
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ShaunL

  • Posts: 70
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2016, 01:38:23 pm »
cock rings, dildos, huge stash of porn mags under a bed... all on different jobs
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Jamie Pearson

  • Posts: 3407
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2016, 02:39:09 pm »
Robbie Coltrain naked coming out the guest bedroom en-suite!
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homenclean

  • Posts: 587
Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2016, 07:00:19 pm »
Porn movie down side of sofa
John
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Mike Halliday

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Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2016, 08:10:46 pm »
I found a pair of green  brogues with a pair of blue socks stuck inside!!  Talk about an embarring moment, ....blue socks...green brogues!!!,! OMG,

Some people either get dressed in the dark or have no shame ??? ???
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2016, 10:37:07 pm »
Blue and green should never be seen lol
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 10:39:10 pm »
I'm embarrassed to say this but I once found a Sheffield Wednesday shirt hidden behind a bed the shame of it!
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tony bish

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Re: Embarrassing Discoveries: What have you found?
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2016, 03:06:37 pm »
Jeez a Sheffield wed shirt .......I certainly cant top that with various dildo`s that we have found .
My mate actually  handed a customer the large pink friend he had just found behind the sofa along with  the various bits of rubbish .Dont know who was more embarrassed me or her .   
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