So, one of my favourite customers, an 84 year old man called Pete, has a skin condition and was told by his doctor to get natural daylight/sun on it whenever possible.
So whenever it's warm enough to get his kit off and do the gardening, he strips off completely, warns his neighbour, who's also a lovely customer in her 80's and out the back he goes.
Last month he gave me a key to water his plants while he was on holiday and this month I still had it on me when I turned up. Knocked on the door, no answer, so let myself through the integral garage to go out the back.
Caught him stark bollock naked and he didn't bat an eyelid, just continued with his gardening. He didn't even bother covering up when I cleaned his internal kitchen window, which I always do for him. We always have a good natter when I've finished and he told me all about his holiday. Must have been there for half an hour, all the while he's sitting cross legged but with not a stitch on.
He's also got a picture of his late wife in the nude, hung on the kitchen wall, I didn't know where to look.
Old people, got to love 'em