Nice Girlie at Gardiners: "Hello, how can I help?"
Rosskeseva: "Hi my name's Rosskeseva and I'm looking for a butt plug."
NGaG: "I'm sorry?"
R. "I need a butt plug, how do I know which size? Do I measure across the rim of the hole?"
NGaG: "Excuse me but I'm a nice christian girl and I don't like what your asking me?"
R. "Look! It's quite simple. The old one is worn and the hole is too big and loads of crap gets in when I rub it on the ground. I just need a new one that fits properly. I don't want the rim cracking do I?"
NGaG: "I'm calling the Police!"