Well just got a nice suprise. Since they emailed me at 06.50 this morn, they've emailed me again and said its not £350 for a permit. I've mis understood something. Got some more instructions of what to do. They've also just rang me now and couldn't be more helpfull !! No charge for permits, and said they're here to help me not hinder me so that was good. Told me i could use my ladder without a permit, or i could get one what ever i wanted to do. Did ask for a description of the Guard, they knew him, and knew him to be overzealous.
For Matty: Once i have a look and get it sorted exactly how i get the permit i'll pass the info on for you.
Off to Ebay now to buy one of them Cyclist Cameras to record my next meeting with the Guard