Many years ago I was cleaning the carpet in a south facing lounge for a family of heavy smokers.
The carpet came up looking stunningly clean.
So with my usual "straight" face on I went into the kitchen where madam was and informed her that "your carpet has changed colour-it is now salmon pink"
Well that was the WRONG thing to say.
"what do you mean" she replied," It's meant to be pure white."
(She'd not moved her sofa for so many years which hid a vivid rectangle of the original (salmon pink) colour of the carpet and thought that beneath the soil that I had removed was a white carpet.)
Exit carpet cleaner feeling very embarrassed!
Rog