[TomCrowther]

My employee is due back from two weeks holiday. I run two vans, mine and his. His has been sitting there for two weeks, so I wanted to start it up and take it for a run ready for Monday.
Can i find the keys? Have i got spares? No and no 
Spent three hours so far, not git a clue where they are 

[Smudger]

With your employee I bet

Darran

[TomCrowther]

Nah, I gave him a lift home in it on his last day so can't blame him.

[duncan h]

we cant look for you   

[Spruce]

Nah, I gave him a lift home in it on his last day so can't blame him.

In the trouser or coat pockets you were wearing? A coat pocket is more likely.  Unless it's a van that can be locked up without the key, then according to sod's law it will still be in the van or in the vans cargo area next to the back doors.

I have also found keys that were missing on a shelf in the garage where the r/o is.

[Dave Willis]

Did you take them to your alzhiemers test two weeks ago?

[Joe Bromley]

Take what to whose Alzheimer's test?

[CF Facilities]

Just think of the last place you would ever think they would be and look there.

And they will be there.😀

[Stoots]

lost my car key last year no spare, christmas hols  time, snowing on a sunday, had to call out an autolocksmith, cost 150 quid and this was a basic key on an old car, could have been a lot more expensive

worth getting lost key cover on your insurance i think mine was about a tenner a year extra

[TomCrowther]

Found them, in a place I had "looked" in before . Ah well, at least the whole house has been tidied up in the process.