Just thought I'd share this
My wife came home yesterday with a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh
Really strange cause if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea ha ha
My drop dead gorgeous neighbour just knocked on my door shouting at me that someone had seen me taking her underwear off her washing line, she says if it carries on she will call the police. Bloodyhell I nearly poope her nickers pmsl !!! Ha ha