I got dropped by a custy (bit loopy I think) in a bungalow which I had to drag the hose about 40 yards to get to today ...
Last time but one:- she grumpily says I'm fed up with paying money every month I'll have you every other time. Fine that'll be £12 instead of £10 as the wndows will be dirtier. I'm not paying £12 I'll stay with monthly. OK.
Last time:- don't climb over my gate and I'm going every two months from now. OK, but I don't climb over your gate I put my ladder against the wall, reach over with a hook on a stick and slide the bolts and walk through. I don't want you doing the backs if I'm not in. OK fine it'll be £10 for front and sides then. That's a lot for front and sides. Minimum charge Mrs. D. do you want those terms or not? Oh alright then.
Two weeks later (today) she sees me in the street, I'm doing a bungalow a few roads from hers. I'm doing a an old georgian door with scrim and can see her approaching in the reflection of the sidepanel.
Mrs D "I don't want you anymore, I don't want you climbing over my gate, it's new."
Me: (back to her, looking at her in the reflection and busily working really cheery with a forced smile) "That's great! Best news I've had all day!"
Mrs D "What do you mean?"
Me: "What I said; I wanted to drop you from the round as soon as you started messing around but Dan persuaded me to keep taking your money. We had a joke bet; I said you'd dump me last time and Dan said he thought it would take two times (big smile)"
Mrs D "You weren't any good anyway there's been cobwebs and fly droppings every time you've been!"
Me "Of course there has! I do a rubbish job don't I?" (bigger smile)
Mrs D "There's no need to take that attitude!"
Me "Look Mrs D, I don't mean anything by it, I'm just really happy I haven't got you as a customer anymore; it really is the best thing that has happened to me all day unless you count the two (of course! this is CIU
) new customers that asked me to start just now."
Mrs D marches off. Hooray.
If I remember I'll tell you about the "you broke my hanging basket and my daughter's solar lights" dumping I got on Tuesday - it's a good 'un.