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Johnny B

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Silly Old Sausage
« on: December 10, 2012, 10:44:32 pm »
I had a phone call this morning from the daughter of one of my custards, asking me to price up her windows.

She gave me directions, and after finishing today at 5pm, I drove over to have a look.

The house is situated about 6 miles out of town, meaning it is in the middle of nowhere. I became a little unsure as to whether I was on the right road. It fitted the description, but the house (described as a dormer bungalow in the middle of a group of three) didn't.

I got out of the van and walked towards the house anyway. Before I reached the front door, a little old farmer type came out and walked towards me.

'Hello', says I, smiling. 'I am not sure if I am at the right place, I wonder if you could help me....'

'Get away or I will call the gardee ' (police in English) replies farmer type gruffly in a broad Irish farmer's accent .

I wasn't sure I heard him correctly, but when he repeated the demand, ever so slightly more menacingly, the penny (or cent, such is the currency here) dropped.  I smiled again, cheerily said 'OK. Sorry to have bothered you', and went on my merry way.

I found the right house a couple of hundred yards further up the road, was invited in, had a tea and a nice chat, and got the job, a nice little 50 euro inside and out jobby booked in for next week.

Just thought I'd share that with you guys.

John     
Being diplomatic is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Granny

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Re: Silly Old Sausage
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2012, 08:13:18 am »
Hi Johnny
At least he didn't get his shotgun out!!!
Has happened to me - West coast of Ireland different game.
Bet you'll be cleaning windows in the dark Christmas eve ;D ;D