told my missus id got a long pole and would give her front & backdoor a going over with it.
she was fast asleep by the time id finished them , her previous cleaner was trad
on the big night she was fine till i whipped off my calvin klond**es.
her face was like a regular being cleaned in the rain
?
??
however she has since pointed out that when we met
i had 8" and 1 wrinkle,
now i have 1' and 8 wrinkles.
as for flow rate i think i neeed a 150psi pump now as im just clearing the flush button.
fu***ng women and ther stats...
give em all a big red pill and let the fun begin.