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Dave66

  • Posts: 374
Naked in the rain.
« on: August 15, 2012, 04:56:47 pm »
so turned up at a house today did the front, opened the back gate only to see a man in his seventies lying there on his sun lounger starko!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o  :-X

very awqard to say the least, first thing he says "fancy a coffee"  ;D ;D ;D

errmm yea ok thanks i say and off he pops to put the kettle on...

you really do see it all in this game lolz
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2012, 05:19:48 pm »
rain water showering
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A & J Owen Window Cleaning

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2012, 05:32:36 pm »
you certainly do mate had a lady a few yrs ago lying there in the sun as you would do. with the whole lot out i was on the flat roof there was i nice view of the clee hills where i was  ;D ;D then the bloke came out and saw me and ordered the lady in saying the windowcleaner doesnt want to see them love  ;D ;D
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Dave66

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2012, 10:17:01 pm »
like nick ross used to say...dont have nightmares  ;D ;D ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2012, 10:19:26 pm »
Quote from: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 04:56:47 pm
so turned up at a house today did the front, opened the back gate only to see a man in his seventies lying there on his sun lounger starko!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o  :-X

very awqard to say the least, first thing he says "fancy a coffee"  ;D ;D ;D

errmm yea ok thanks i say and off he pops to put the kettle on...

you really do see it all in this game lolz

I wonder what he stirred it with.
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Dave66

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2012, 11:34:34 pm »
not his pecker, it was tiny  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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andrew hamshare

Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2012, 09:16:39 am »
The other day mrs h came out of the shower and shouted at me to shut the curtains in case the neighbours saw her naked. I told her that if they saw her they'd shut their own curtains.
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Elfyn

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2012, 02:49:33 pm »
And is Mrs H still speaking to you??  ::)
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combat1

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2012, 06:10:38 pm »
finished a job today, putting my stuff back in the vehicke when I heard someone calling. Black girl in just a white towel 'how much do u charge'
I'm too old! left a leaflet and ran!
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sunshine windows

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Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2012, 07:04:15 pm »
I've got a lovely old customer (82 I think) who does all his gardening starkers. The doctor told him to give it a go to help with a skin condition he had ages ago and he's not stopped doing it.
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Londoner

Re: Naked in the rain.
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 09:07:53 am »
Years ago I lived in South Harrow and the couple over the back of us were always out in the back garden starkers in the summer. No worries.
It was better when I was trad, you would see the occasional topless sunbather in the next doors gardens
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