So you said:
saw a nice cat stuck up a tree
and my pervy mind read:
"So I was cleaning a 5 bed mansion (twice monthly for £75 large) when I spot a real sexy feline. This hot piece of ass was butt naked and man was she hot. She started to lick herself up and down and boy she was paying attention to all the right places - I mean you should've seen her - she was real flexible if you know what I mean! So I went up to her and as soon as I started to stroke her sexy body she began purrring like a kitten. I saw she was wearing a leather collar and I just knew she was going to be kinky - she even had a bell to attract even more attention.
Boy, I thought that this was my lucky day - til her black friend came over and crossed my path.
She asked me to get her down from the tree - I replied: Me, how?
Think I've lost the plot