[VSP Home Care]

Barry, go for the van mount system mate.  Rip out the carpet and lob it in the van mount industrial washing machine, 40 degrees should do it. then hang it over the customers car to dry out, pop back a little late to refit.

Sorted 

[Ronnie Bryce]

How can anybody possibly even begin to think Barry is being serious?

[barry mallett]

just got it done . started at 9 took me 3 hours . the bloke had 3 rottweillers. loads of dog muck . used the vikan in the end , was the hardest £15 i have ever earned 

[mike roberts]

wot you gonna use to suck up the dirty water barry or need i ask

Use your gutter vac obvious  use your poles to vac stairs  top tip use camera / mirror saves walking up stairs

[richard jagger]

Barry about the dog  poo try applying more dog poo and stick to the first pattern It could make a ton of income restyling carpets.

[GS CLEANING SERVICES UK]

lol very good post....the only window cleaning deadheads on here are the ones who CANNOT see the joke lol

[Griffus]

Barry, if you are serious I would suggest you do a bit more research into Carpet Cleaning. You'll certainly be in all sorts of trouble if you proceed the way you intend.

Look through the posts in the CC section just for starters.

Not come on this side of the forum often Ian?

Obviously not enough 

[G Griffin]

got my first custy , just out in the drive talking to a neighbour .so went and give him a price , gonna do it monday as it looks like a wash out for the windows. just one question there was a lot of dog muck rubbed in whats the best stuff for getting it up .cheers barry

I do carpet cleaning as well; I'm self taught too. I just watched the woman in the Shake 'n' Vac advert over and over again, got myself some of that wonderful product, a decent Ewbank and I was up and running.

Dog muck is easy- follow the wine method: if you spill red wine, soak it in white wine. So, if a carpet is covered in dog muck, apply white dog muck to it. Job's a good 'un.

[andrewlefkas]

 
Just flipping hilarious , thanks for making my sides hurt

[CraigBlues]

Am I missing something, is Barry being serious?

[petemg]

carpet cleaner with a 100psi pump, plus pole and wand best of both worlds me thinks, built in gutter vac to