[Simon Gerrard]

Helen,
Yeah, but talking, nagging and mythering are something a woman can do in the same breath so can't be classed as multitasking

[derek west]

my next door neighbour is an apache indian, his wife is called "3 horses"

i asked him one day why she's called 3 horses


his reply






















"nag nag nag"

[Simon Gerrard]

  

[Helen]

Helen,
Yeah, but talking, nagging and mythering are something a woman can do in the same breath so can't be classed as multitasking

No, but it's what we are doing with our hands at the same time that counts

[Simon Gerrard]

Helen,
Washing up, perhaps?

[Helen]

Helen,
Washing up, perhaps?

That's with one hand, whilst with the other the ironing gets done.

Blow all this equality stuff, give me good old fashioned housework any day

[clinton]

We wont argue with that one helen

[Helen]

We wont argue with that one helen

Good, I've done my time working, I'd just like to be a kept women now

[derek west]

We wont argue with that one helen

yeah but billy might argue about the ironing, he's got a campaign to make it a mans job.

he's working "flat" out on it.
with "pressing" engagements.
come on, my jokes have you in "creases"












i'll get me coat, newly ironed of course.

[Billy Russell]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo


Hee Hee mans on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[clinton]

Ha

Bet billys just out at the mo letting off "steam"

Maybe hes just" board"

[Simon Gerrard]

Probably got more pressing matters  to attend to

[derek west]

yeah but that billy is a smooth operator.

[wynne jones]

You guys crease me up sometimes.