[Nick Attwood]

Have'nt laughed so much in ages 

[jim mca]

MAD RAT class 

[Neil Williams]

Someone tell me this is a wind up.
I've just used one of these machine, NO I mean I have JUST used one, as we are dog sitting for a friend and they have one of these things so thought I'd try out the hand tool for suction levels. Jeez I'd be better off using a straw than using one of these.

[premiermaids]

If Vanish is the number 1 stain remover can someone tell me why they don't do a number 2 stain remover? 

Nice piece of kit by the way.

Jim

[cozy]

They're winding you up MADRAT. They think they are clever. Everybody knows that you've got the wrong machine. You need this one, and Vanish carpet cleaner in it.

[Steve Rothwell]

Hey I have one of those 

[robert meldrum]

Hold on Madrat, I just saw the most amazing advert on TV which will surely revolutionise the way carpets are cleaned.
A filthy very light beige carpet was brought back to " as new " condition by spreading some sawdust like material..brushing it in and after having a coffee and chat vacuuming up the soil which the " sawdust " had magically transformed...and it only costs pennies to clean a room.
Absolutely amazing !