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p1w1

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on the kithcen table
« on: October 02, 2010, 10:32:39 am »
is where i caught one of my customers laying in a very compromising position with her other half yesterday going like rabbits, they must of been enjoying it as i had done the tops at the back before i started cleaning the bottoms and saw them and they saw me, ive never seen someone leap so fast to make a get out the kitchen hence to say i just finished and left a ticket couldnt face knocking on the door to collect i'll never be able to face her again without a smirky grin ..who says you dont see anything using wfp  ;D ;D

paul
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Tom White

Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 02:06:03 pm »
I've caught the son of a customer really enjoying his own company, and I've caught a couple - they must've took a sneaky day off work while their kids were at school - chucking the duvet over themselves and all I could see was two bodies shaking; like they were laughing under the bed covers.

I just left them an envelope.  ;D
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the bfg

Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 05:14:28 pm »

I just left them an envelope.  ;D
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was it one of those padded ones ?      if so he came in a jiffy   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Newannaive

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Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 05:38:12 pm »
i caught an OAP checking out her fanny in a mirror "shudder"  :-X
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kendrick

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Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 09:34:28 pm »
lol
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rg1

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Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 09:36:17 pm »
Quote from: Newannaive on October 02, 2010, 05:38:12 pm
i caught an OAP checking out her fanny in a mirror "shudder"  :-X

Some guys get all the luck ;D ;D ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 09:46:49 pm »
Quote from: p1w1 on October 02, 2010, 10:32:39 am
is where i caught one of my customers laying in a very compromising position with her other half yesterday going like rabbits, they must of been enjoying it as i had done the tops at the back before i started cleaning the bottoms and saw them and they saw me, ive never seen someone leap so fast to make a get out the kitchen hence to say i just finished and left a ticket couldnt face knocking on the door to collect i'll never be able to face her again without a smirky grin ..who says you dont see anything using wfp  ;D ;D

paul

For a change, you can ask the customer "when did you come?" 
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RCS

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Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 10:04:01 pm »
SAW A SEXY WOMAN WITH GREAT TITTIES, ON THE LOO WIPING HER BACK SIDE, DIDNT HAVE A FROSTED BATHROOM WINDOW... DIDNT KNOCK AS SHE MIGHT NOT OF WASHED HER MUCKY HANDS !!! LEFT TICKET !!!
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richard jagger

Re: on the kithcen table
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 10:51:05 pm »
Worked in estate agency.brought a prospective buyer to veiw a house around lunchtime. Let myself in with the key as I opened the main bedroom door and went inand some one covered them self under the sheets and tried to slam the door with there foot.I left prompetly with the buyer. I drove to the corner and parked to see who it was. Was mrs of the house followed by another car. Not her hubby though.
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