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Avo

  • Posts: 1634
I've lost the plot
« on: October 19, 2010, 06:40:13 pm »
Please tell me im not the only one to leave a pole behind my van and drive off without it ha ha very lucky it wasn't my gardiner pole or i'd be in tears  :'(
I cant be the only mug out here can i lol...
Come on who can better me at this then???
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david watts

  • Posts: 1421
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 06:55:36 pm »
nope left it behind on jobs
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Dave Willis

Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 07:06:51 pm »
Driven off with the extension lead wrapped around my towbar, flooded my van, cleaned the wrong house, tried to collect from the wrong house, left my pole behind and have left warning signs behind but forgot where.  ::)
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Jeff Brimble

  • Posts: 4347
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 07:13:32 pm »
Turned up for the first job of the day and realised there was no eleccy trolley or poles in the boot ?? pinched, stolen ???? - left them in the middle of the lawn the previous nights customer, it was dark., -...still in the same place when I went back  ::)
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AuRavelling79

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Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm »
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)


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Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 10:29:41 pm »
Quote from: Gold on October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)




all of them and more ::)

I used to take my kids to a social club on a sunday afternoon, they went to a big play room and I had a few pints, I went home without them :'( wife went mental and I never took them again
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Londoner

Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 07:45:51 am »
Yes ,  done them all.
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dazmond

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Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am »
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond
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sunshine windows

  • Posts: 2361
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 08:53:54 am »
Quote
Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack
 

Gold, I hope you've got a good insurance policy mate.  :D

Made me chuckle remembering some of the brain dead things i've done in the past.
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G Griffin

  • Posts: 40745
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 09:20:26 am »
Quote from: Stu Mac on October 19, 2010, 10:29:41 pm
Quote from: Gold on October 19, 2010, 10:23:35 pm
In no particular order:

Left pole behind (also ladders when trad)
Left warning signs behind
Put 600L into a 400L tank and flooded van
Not filled van tank and run out after first house
Driven off with 240v oil filled radiator still connected and ripped socket off of wall
Forgotten battery
Forgotten trad gear when pulling up at factory offices to do insides
Forgotten payment slips
When trad unsecured ladders flew off of roof rack

 ::)




all of them and more ::)

I used to take my kids to a social club on a sunday afternoon, they went to a big play room and I had a few pints, I went home without them :'( wife went mental and I never took them again

 ;D Classic.
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Avo

  • Posts: 1634
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 03:20:27 pm »
 ;D shouldn't laugh but god some of these are funny...  Leaving the kids down the club ha ha classic matey!!!  Thinking about it I drove off without my ladder been clamped on once and dented my van..
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Jack Wallace

  • Posts: 625
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 03:42:29 pm »
Quote from: dazmond on October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
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Silver Surfer

  • Posts: 191
Re: I've lost the plot
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 04:05:25 pm »
Quote from: dazmond on October 20, 2010, 08:06:57 am
the only one on there ive done is drive off with ladders unsecured!nearly hit a pensioner when they slid off and just missed her by a few inches!!

mind you im not as old as some of you so theres still time!im 39 today!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D


dazmond

Happy birthday mate,Beer tonight then!!!
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