[Paul Simpson]

Just had a call, think it was a wind up but went

"Just got back from the dry cleaners with my wifes dress and there are some stains that they couldn't get out is there anything you could do or suggest"

That Bill Clinton scandel a few years ago sprang to mind. 

[Helen]

"Whilst we cannot tell over the phone what may have caused the staining, it could be that they were picked up from your upholstery or carpets and may transfer to other items of important clothing..............