[daz1977]

go for it, it will be something to tell on here

fat ugly birds are top shags lol

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

n they r more than
likely to say thanks lol
gota lv them fat chicks 

[richard jagger]

I could be H & S issue for you.You could have a big fall and end up in hospital. Tell her your insurance will not cover couch rugby.

[woody1]

whats wrong with you man you getting paid to have a quick jump on her, dont forget the pillow over her head if she is that dog ugly.

[trevor perry]

I could be H & S issue for you.You could have a big fall and end up in hospital. Tell her your insurance will not cover couch rugby.

 an other health and safety issue is that if she is as fat as you say then you will burn your bum on the lightbulb

[paul rulton]

take the money & run like hell 

[davids3511]

Is this close? - http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/Jabba_the_Hut.jpg

[paul rulton]

HAHA  looks like my X wife 

[windiewasher]

daniel how many times have you done her?----- windows m8?

[GB Window Cleaning]

£7 per house? 

[ascjim]

wait till you clean her windows and shes dancing naked!
tells you to go in and give one,you never the husband might pay you £30 aswell if you slip her one

brillant