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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Moderator David@stives on December 07, 2009, 07:52:06 pm

Title: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Moderator David@stives on December 07, 2009, 07:52:06 pm
Does anyone know any window cleaners on the Isles of Scilly 
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Dean Taberner on December 07, 2009, 09:01:56 pm
Thats a challenge :o

Ive searched the net and cant find any,

What id do is ring these guys and find out who cleans the windows for them and ask for their contact details.

http://www.scilly.gov.uk/transport/streetcare/default.htm

Hope it helps,

Dean
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on December 07, 2009, 09:19:46 pm
Thats a challenge :o

Ive searched the net and cant find any,

What id do is ring these guys and find out who cleans the windows for them and ask for their contact details.

http://www.scilly.gov.uk/transport/streetcare/default.htm

Hope it helps,

Dean
Not one for you then m8  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Ta-ra on December 07, 2009, 09:21:03 pm
I can't imagine a more demoralising place to be.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on December 07, 2009, 09:23:11 pm
I can't imagine a more demoralising place to be.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on December 07, 2009, 09:24:12 pm
I can't imagine a more demoralising place to be.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
wanna try wrexha,m nearly 2wks ov rain  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: daz1977 on December 07, 2009, 10:32:06 pm
the isles of scilly, is meant to b a lovely place,  u might end up sending a van there for 1 day dave
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on December 07, 2009, 10:34:24 pm
which island
i know a bloke that lives on tresco so i could ask him.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Moderator David@stives on December 07, 2009, 10:38:18 pm
st marys
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 07, 2009, 11:20:00 pm
st marys


I think we need to see another "Hitler" parody with DMSI in the title role planning his invasion of the Scilly Isles.
 ;D
DMSL: (Poring over a map of the Scilly Isles, monocle in his right eye and Field Marshal's baton in his left hand) "Ve vill attack from ze north and sweep through zer beaches on St. Mary's!"

Unteroffizier Klump:  (Jumping to attention and clicking his heels together) "Jawohl mein fuhrer ... and then shall I send zer crack SL-X squad to vinkle out ze oppozishun on zer smaller islands?"

DMSL:  (Pushing back his officers cap with his baton and letting his monocle fall out)  "Nein, nein, dumkopf! Zey are zo small dat ve vill send der messerschmidt bakpak teams and take zem out ven zey are sleeping!"

Unteroffizier Klump:([ (Bowing obsequiously, squeezing his gloves together tightly as sweat beads appearing on his brow) "Donner und Blitzen! You are a genious Herr Feld Marschal fuhrer!"

DMSL: (Buffing his fingernails on his military uniform lapels) "Ach, mein leibchen, I know, I know ..."

Scene cuts to a picture of DMSL who is looking out to sea through field-glasses standing on a promontory at Land's End in a gargantuan open topped Mercedes-Benz staff car. The sound of "Flight of the Valkyries" plays in the background as the sun sets behind the Scilly Isles in the distance ...

Flights of Me 109's escorting Junkers 52 transport aircraft equipped with parachuting wfp'ers soar overhead towards the unsuspecting islanders who unknowingly have had their last traditional clean ...
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 07, 2009, 11:30:50 pm
My brother works out there Dave and by all accounts he's seen a couple at least out there. Quiet there,yeh.....cold,sometimes...isolated yeh. But he adores it out there. I'll be goin over there in the new year........lookin forward to it. Oh yeh, back to question............yeh Dave i believe so.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Ross G on December 07, 2009, 11:32:24 pm
st marys


I think we need to see another "Hitler" parody with DMSI in the title role planning his invasion of the Scilly Isles.
 ;D
DMSL: (Poring over a map of the Scilly Isles, monocle in his right eye and Field Marshal's baton in his left hand) "Ve vill attack from ze north and sweep through zer beaches on St. Mary's!"

Unteroffizier Klump:  (Jumping to attention and clicking his heels together) "Jawohl mein fuhrer ... and then shall I send zer crack SL-X squad to vinkle out ze oppozishun on zer smaller islands?"

DMSL:  (Pushing back his officers cap with his baton and letting his monocle fall out)  "Nein, nein, dumkopf! Zey are zo small dat ve vill send der messerschmidt bakpak teams and take zem out ven zey are sleeping!"

Unteroffizier Klump:([ (Bowing obsequiously, squeezing his gloves together tightly as sweat beads appearing on his brow) "Donner und Blitzen! You are a genious Herr Feld Marschal fuhrer!"

DMSL: (Buffing his fingernails on his military uniform lapels) "Ach, mein leibchen, I know, I know ..."

Scene cuts to a picture of DMSL who is looking out to sea through field-glasses standing on a promontory at Land's End in a gargantuan open topped Mercedes-Benz staff car. The sound of "Flight of the Valkyries" plays in the background as the sun sets behind the Scilly Isles in the distance ...

Flights of Me 109's escorting Junkers 52 transport aircraft equipped with parachuting wfp'ers soar overhead towards the unsuspecting islanders who unknowingly have had their last traditional clean ...


jeez you want to get out more

no on second thoughts stay where you are, i've not laughed as much in a long time top stuff
long live the Waffen Fed Panzers
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on December 07, 2009, 11:42:04 pm
st marys


I think we need to see another "Hitler" parody with DMSI in the title role planning his invasion of the Scilly Isles.
 ;D
DMSL: (Poring over a map of the Scilly Isles, monocle in his right eye and Field Marshal's baton in his left hand) "Ve vill attack from ze north and sweep through zer beaches on St. Mary's!"

Unteroffizier Klump:  (Jumping to attention and clicking his heels together) "Jawohl mein fuhrer ... and then shall I send zer crack SL-X squad to vinkle out ze oppozishun on zer smaller islands?"

DMSL:  (Pushing back his officers cap with his baton and letting his monocle fall out)  "Nein, nein, dumkopf! Zey are zo small dat ve vill send der messerschmidt bakpak teams and take zem out ven zey are sleeping!"

Unteroffizier Klump:([ (Bowing obsequiously, squeezing his gloves together tightly as sweat beads appearing on his brow) "Donner und Blitzen! You are a genious Herr Feld Marschal fuhrer!"

DMSL: (Buffing his fingernails on his military uniform lapels) "Ach, mein leibchen, I know, I know ..."

Scene cuts to a picture of DMSL who is looking out to sea through field-glasses standing on a promontory at Land's End in a gargantuan open topped Mercedes-Benz staff car. The sound of "Flight of the Valkyries" plays in the background as the sun sets behind the Scilly Isles in the distance ...

Flights of Me 109's escorting Junkers 52 transport aircraft equipped with parachuting wfp'ers soar overhead towards the unsuspecting islanders who unknowingly have had their last traditional clean ...


jeez you want to get out more

no on second thoughts stay where you are, i've not laughed as much in a long time top stuff
long live the Waffen Fed Panzers
TOP class  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: leapstallbuildings on December 08, 2009, 07:40:58 am
I went there for a holiday once.  I shouldn't think there are enough windows on the islands to justify a full time business
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 08, 2009, 08:04:17 am
From what i've heard, i really don't think there is.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Window Washers on December 08, 2009, 08:25:41 am
Gold,

You are wasted as a window cleaner  ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: leapstallbuildings on December 08, 2009, 09:14:21 am
Gold,

You are wasted as a window cleaner  ;D

He should carve out a career as a comedy writer.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 08, 2009, 03:12:22 pm
You're all too kind!  :)
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Ta-ra on December 08, 2009, 04:59:14 pm
Imagine being there... who the f... is going to do the Bishop Rock lighthouse or the portholes on the Scillonian?

Seriously, in winter... ugh.

Summer, nice enough, but I bet there's lots of sashes, all flaky and streaky.
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Dean Taberner on December 08, 2009, 10:19:03 pm
Dave

Out of interest, have you had any luck with this?
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: Moderator David@stives on December 08, 2009, 10:24:10 pm
sort of, got one guy lined up
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 10, 2012, 11:25:16 pm
sort of, got one guy lined up

Unteroffizier Klump?

 ;D
Title: Re: Isles of Scilly
Post by: richard jagger on December 11, 2012, 02:54:04 am
IT PROBABLY CLEANED BY THE MOD AND THE GOD FATHER SO BE CAREFUL.