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Title: Swine flu has hit my round!
Post by: drakestar! on July 01, 2009, 08:49:38 pm: I knocked for my money tonight & the lady came to the door & told me the whole house has got it,
she tried to pay me but i wasnt gonna take it!
She would of given it to me on the money, no flippin way!
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Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on July 01, 2009, 08:51:35 pm: What a pig. Keep going that way and the piggy bank will be empty.
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Post by: martinsadie on July 01, 2009, 08:51:41 pm: free clean then ;D
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Post by: kevin James on July 01, 2009, 08:55:29 pm: Try the NHS Help Line. I tried but all I got was crackling.

Kevin.
Title: Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
Post by: drakestar! on July 01, 2009, 08:57:47 pm: she will be paying next time for sure!
i knew the jokes would come, lol
never pull a pig, now i know why!
Title: Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
Post by: martinsadie on July 01, 2009, 08:59:00 pm: Quote from: kevin James on July 01, 2009, 08:55:29 pm
Try the NHS Help Line. I tried but all got was crackling.

Kevin.
;D ;D
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Post by: brighouse_wc_trad on July 01, 2009, 09:20:49 pm: swine flu claimed it's first celebrity casualty today.

kermit the frog, guess where he got it from
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Post by: matt on July 01, 2009, 10:09:10 pm: its a serious thing folks

in a few months time when a fair % or people will have it and we knock on 15 doors a day to collect money, we will be in the firing line
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Post by: seandyer2003 on July 01, 2009, 10:24:42 pm: Quote from: drakestar! on July 01, 2009, 08:49:38 pm
I knocked for my money tonight & the lady came to the door & told me the whole house has got it,
she tried to pay me but i wasnt gonna take it!
She would of given it to me on the money, no flippin way!

Online payment!
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on July 01, 2009, 10:35:53 pm: Online for sure.... if they dont do it ask them to ring the bank ;)
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Post by: Oakley Windows on July 01, 2009, 10:36:00 pm: I suppose you could panic ;)

Or just get on with it.

I heard there were 8 people killed on our roads in total today, and yesterday apparently. Probably tomorrow too ;)
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Post by: jouk45 on July 01, 2009, 10:36:34 pm: thats the best excuse for not paying i have heard yet i would do a runner to ;D
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Post by: wfp master on July 01, 2009, 11:31:27 pm: i think you are telling porkies :)
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Post by: Neil Williams on July 01, 2009, 11:42:35 pm: Quote from: Matt @ Oakley Windows on July 01, 2009, 10:36:00 pm
I heard there were 8 people killed on our roads in total today, and yesterday apparently. Probably tomorrow too ;)

Exactly.
There will be casualties to heat stroke, but will that stop window cleaners working?
Title: Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
Post by: APPLEMAIDCLEANING on July 01, 2009, 11:50:33 pm: Quote from: matt on July 01, 2009, 10:09:10 pm
its a serious thing folks

in a few months time when a fair % or people will have it and we knock on 15 doors a day to collect money, we will be in the firing line

I sell a hand foam and wipes that kill flu virus if your interested ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LWC on July 02, 2009, 07:23:21 am: You must not of sterlised the windows properly for them, its a new service im offering, "keep your windows free from swine flu with our water fed pole system"
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Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on July 07, 2009, 09:06:23 pm: The wife phoned up a customer to book a job in for tomorrow and they have the dreaded swine flu. Said they'll leave the money out. We wear latex gloves but I might take some detol along as well.

Simon.