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Dinner Party

Posted by mike_halliday (mike_halliday), 13 March 2004
I know this has nothing to do with carpet cleaning but I thought I'd ask just for a laugh Smiley

if you were having a dinner party and you could invite 5 people( Living or dead, fact or fiction) who would you invite?

mine would be:
james Cagney
Richard branson
My Grandad
Mr Bean
Michael Winner.

its harder than you think Wink

Mike


Posted by Dynafoam (Dynafoam), 13 March 2004
Mike,

Yes, it is surprisingly hard.

I would have:

Joanna Lumley      (love that voice)
David Belamy        (never mind the voice)
Prof. Robert Winston
John Cleese
My younger daughter (who would stop conversation getting too heavy)

John.


Posted by Scots_cleaner (Scots_cleaner), 13 March 2004
Hi mike,

The dinner party would include the following:-

Jock Stein (Manager of the first british club to win the UEFA CUP )
Celtic F.C 1967
My Dead Uncle John( Bless his Sole)
My Dad
Elvis
and last but not least

Maggie Thatcher so we could burn her....... Opps did i say that .....

Sorry miners son and all that.......

Barry
Posted by lenpg (Len Gribble), 13 March 2004
Hi Mike

Mine would be

Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) in the words of 10cc I’m in love
Todd Carty (East enders what a gent)
Mother in law
Richard Branson
The Cook (wife)

Sham you didn’t extend it to six or seven one of them would have been you.

Barry not being a football person which British club won the UEFA Cup?  No joke; if it’s Arsenal or Man U I don’t want a reply, as I have to listen to my wife and brother-in-law every Sunday lunchtime in the working mans club, if it’s another that would make my day.

Len

Posted by SMP (SMP), 13 March 2004
Hi Mike,

You're right it's not easy but here goes:-

Alan Whicker
Rachel De Thame (ask my wife  Wink )
Chris Beardshaw (the BBC flying gardener - if a ****** gardener can get to fly round in a helicopter and get paid for it he can tell the secret to operating the first Helicopter Mount in the UK    Grin Grin )
John Brown ( deceased leader of the labour party - I wouldn't  say I particularly support labours views but that chap had real charisma - I reckon he would have been a damm good PM).
MY WIFE - if Rachel's coming there's no way my wife will let me out without a chaperone!!!!

Cheers
Posted by Ken_Wainwright (Ken Wainwright), 14 March 2004
After much thought, I'd like to make the evenings conversation as interesting and heated as possible. So I'd have:

Bernard Manning
Naomi Campbell
Enoch Powell
Claire Short
Bob Geldof

Just light the touch paper and take a few steps back Roll Eyes

Safe and happy eating cleaning Smiley
Ken

Posted by Ian_G. (Ian_Gourlay), 14 March 2004
Mr Bean would be a good one as when I had a shop he and his mate Steve Fry turned up on Christmas as customers and had the place in stiches.

I would also have to invite Tony Blair Chere and Carol as Ive been round their place for drinks.

Whoops thats five and I have not got to Paul McCartney and Nicol Kidman
Posted by Neil_Gott (Neil Gott), 14 March 2004
Moses
The Buddha
Jesus
Mohammed
Guru Nanak

I reckon they would get along very well, unlike some of their followers.
Posted by Phil_@_Deep_Clean (Phil_@_Deep_Clean), 14 March 2004

1. My late Uncle (the most wonderful man I have ever met.
2. John Lennon
3. Marilyn Monroe (For some glamour)
4. Brian Wilson (Beach Boys)  
5. Eric Morcombe (For the entertainment)

Others might include Laural & Hardy, Ken Dodd, Neil Armstrong, Regi Kray, Peter Cook, Rene Arnoux, Buddy Holly, Viki Michele.

Phil  
Posted by gwrightson (gwrightson), 16 March 2004
Seems you got quite a reponse mike, some very interesting answer
But had me thinking i wonder what sort of answers you
would have had forthcoming if the question would have been
something like who would you invite for dinner and for breakfast the next morning ? could be quite a different response I wonder ?
any replies  
geoff
Posted by gwrightson (gwrightson), 16 March 2004
no doubt you would be interested to hear my guests for breakfast  Grin
ill post when seen some answers  Wink
Posted by Northerclean (Alex), 16 March 2004
Hard question really, but here goes:

1. Demi Moore (Ask her on a date Kiss )
2. Peter Kay (nick some of his jokes Grin )
3. Richard Branson (Become his best friend Tongue )
4. Hitler (Understand why Angry )
5. Eric Cantona (Pure Genius and a god for Man United so he’s invited)

I would love John Lennon there too with Pink Floyd in the background play the music.


Posted by pre-vac_Nick (HolmansUKLTD), 16 March 2004
Eric Bristow
John Lowe
Jocky Wilson
Leighton Reece
Phil Taylor

As you can tell i am a darts fan!!! Grin

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